Hi, My names Chalaina, from a shitty little town in south west england, I love art and enter shikari, Talk to me if you'd like.
![Mirror am I pretty yet?
[by: Julie Martinez]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c084cca91a098d3fde382537d5a3eb8/tumblr_mkb9fpYIEo1ruct1ho1_400.png)
when my parents lived in israel, my dad worked in this restaurant with a palestinian man who did not speak hebrew very well. my dad taught him how to say things like “butts” in russian, and he taught my dad how to say things like “poop” in arabic. the moral of the story is that no matter what your ethnicity is, all men are secretly 5 years old.
*tears*
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having to pee but lacking motivation is probably the worst combination on the planet
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